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It’s A Wonderful Life

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So many flavors…

Do they still make vodka flavored vodka? Is that still a thing?

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Going to go see Grand Budapest Hotel today

Wes Anderson is one of the few people that can get me into a theatre.

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New Laptop

I’ll try and post some more….we’ll see how long this lasts….

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A gas sentry sounds the alarm, Fleurbaix, France, June 1916

A gas sentry sounds the alarm, Fleurbaix, France, June 1916

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St. Fucking Patty’s Day

Just…people stop. STOP.

Good for you, you’ve gone out to an Irish bar on St. Patrick’s Day. And you wore green too! And green beads! And those silly shamrock glasses! Oh those are classic!

I don’t know if any of my anger stems from actually being part Irish, but even some people I know who are more Irish than me just going waaaay over the top. Kilt? Are you serious? Favorite day of the year? You post pictures of yourself getting trashed every weekend. No difference except you look even more like a raging asshole in your “gear”.

I just don’t get it. Let’s go someplace so crowded it’ll be completely impossible to get a drink in a timely manner. Because, you know, only bars with Irish names sell Guinness. That shit is hard to find.

And my bmore followers, have you ever driven past the Still in Timonium on St. Patty’s weekend? I just. Don’t. Get it.

(Source: haroldlloyds, via mudwerks)

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Got my Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees Kickstarter reward in the mail today. Thanks Hugh! Love the comic you picked for me!

Got my Crimes Against Hugh’s Manatees Kickstarter reward in the mail today. Thanks Hugh! Love the comic you picked for me!

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#pepsisign #baltimore

#pepsisign #baltimore

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I’m 37 years old and still get pimples.

I mean really. I thought I left that shit behind in high school.

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Life Update

I bought a PS4 last week. It is awesome.

The end.

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Life is not fair.

News flash.

I posted this on my Facebook page and decided to log onto my long neglected Tumblr and share it here as well.

Rant time. I thought about not posting about this, but it bothers me too much.

I’m a little pissed with this new trend of wait staff posting their pictures of receipts with no tip and some incredibly insensitive customer leaving a reason for why they did not tip. Be it because of lifestyle choice, race or whatever.

You know what? Suck it up. It’s the job you chose. Does it suck? Yes. Is it fair? No. It’s the world we live in and in case you didn’t already know life isn’t fair and there are people in this world that are not kind and unfortunately for people in the retail and service industry we have to encounter these people and deal with them on a daily basis.

These people who need to share with the world why someone was so incredibly mean to them is so incredibly selfish. The thing that bothers me is how I read about how “money is pouring in” for these poorly treated servers. For those of you that do not work in these industries, here’s a news flash: this happens EVERY day to good people just trying to earn a living. And you know what else? These awful things you read aren’t even the worst things that happen to people like us.

Now that I have that off my chest, do me a favor. This holiday season when you are out and about doing your shopping for presents or eating out after a hard days work just give a simple “thank you for your help/service”. Or leave a simple note with your tip that says thank you. Just as you would probably agree it’s the little things in life that make you happier, that goes for us too especially at work.

AND, after saying all of that, I wish judges would impose “customer service” instead of “community service” maybe then more people would understand what it’s like.

Eh…who am I kidding?

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Eventually I’ll catch up and I’ll need this to be somewhere.

What an awesome ending. No spoilers here, just gotta say a jorb well done. One of the best TV shows ever.

oldauntamy:

Eventually I’ll catch up and I’ll need this to be somewhere.

What an awesome ending. No spoilers here, just gotta say a jorb well done. One of the best TV shows ever.

(Source: airsupply)

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I can see the Don Draper pitch for this add…
"And then, the jar of peanut butter lifts up into space, beneath a logo of Superman. At last. A peanut butter you can look up to."
SOLD!

I can see the Don Draper pitch for this add…

"And then, the jar of peanut butter lifts up into space, beneath a logo of Superman. At last. A peanut butter you can look up to."

SOLD!

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