St. Fucking Patty’s Day
Just…people stop. STOP.
Good for you, you’ve gone out to an Irish bar on St. Patrick’s Day. And you wore green too! And green beads! And those silly shamrock glasses! Oh those are classic!
I don’t know if any of my anger stems from actually being part Irish, but even some people I know who are more Irish than me just going waaaay over the top. Kilt? Are you serious? Favorite day of the year? You post pictures of yourself getting trashed every weekend. No difference except you look even more like a raging asshole in your “gear”.
I just don’t get it. Let’s go someplace so crowded it’ll be completely impossible to get a drink in a timely manner. Because, you know, only bars with Irish names sell Guinness. That shit is hard to find.
And my bmore followers, have you ever driven past the Still in Timonium on St. Patty’s weekend? I just. Don’t. Get it.